• King James Version

    1. If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder, / 2. And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them;

  • Norm

    Deuteronomy 13: A chapter that sounds like it was written by someone's angry grandpa. It warns against false prophets and even goes so far as to say that if your own family members lead you astray you should stone them.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Deuteronomy 13. What's going on here? Bible Expert: In this chapter, God is warning the Israelites about false prophets and false gods. He is cautioning them not to listen to anyone who would lead them astray, even if it's a close family member.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: I actually spend a lot of time studying the Bible. Alex: [Unenthusiastically] Oh, ok. So, Deuteronomy 13... [sighs] What's that about? Contestant: Well, Deuteronomy 13 is all about false prophets and how to spot them.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, troops! This is Deuteronomy 13. Any of you heard of false prophets? Well, there's gonna be a lot of 'em out there, tryin' to lead you astray. Don't listen to 'em! Don't follow their advice, don't pay any attention to their dreams or visions.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it's time to review the Bible chapter we've been studying. What have we learned from Deuteronomy 13? Robin: It's about false prophets, Batman. If a prophet or a dreamer of dreams arises among you and he gives you a sign or a wonder and the sign or the wonder comes true, but he says, "Let us go after other gods which you have not known".

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. No malarkey! Back in the day, my father used to say, if you ever find someone trying to lead you away from your faith, c'mon man, don't listen. Literally. Not gonna happen.

  • Donald Trump

    Deuteronomy 13 is all about the fake news and hoaxes that are out there. Many people are saying that these prophecies are "overrated" and not to be believed. But, believe me, God has something to say about that.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Hey, Lois, it's time to talk about the Bible. Lois: Peter, I'm not sure I'm in the mood for this. Peter: Alright, alright, we'll do it Family Guy style. Chapter 13 of Deuteronomy starts off with a warning: don't listen to prophets who tell you to worship other gods.