• King James Version

    1. These {are} the words of the covenant, which the LORD commanded Moses to make with the children of Israel in the land of Moab, beside the covenant which he made with them in Horeb. / 2. And Moses called unto all Israel, and said unto them, Ye have seen all that the LORD did before your eyes in the land of Egypt unto Pharaoh, and unto all his servants, and unto all his land;

  • Norm

    Oh, Deuteronomy 29. That's the one where God is like, "Hey, I'm gonna give ya'll a buncha laws. Don't break 'em, or else. Oh, and also, don't forget that I'm the one who brought you out of Egypt and gave you this land and all that.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what have we got here? Deuteronomy 29, right? So what's the deal with that? Bible Expert: Sure! In Deuteronomy 29, Moses is gathering the Israelites to remind them of the covenant that God has made with them.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was reading Deuteronomy 29 and it's about a covenant between God and the people. God promises to be faithful to them and bless them if they keep his commandments, but warns them of consequeces if they don't.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, recruits! Deuteronomy 29 is all about making a covenant with God. Moses gathered all the people of Israel together and told them that they were entering into a special agreement with God—they would follow his laws and he would take care of them.

  • Batman

    Batman: The last chapter of Deuteronomy gives a solemn warning to the people of Israel. Robin: Holy warning, Batman! What sort of warning? Batman: That the Lord will punish them for breaking his covenant.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. My father used to say that Deuteronomy 29 was all about the covenant that the Lord made with the Israelites. You see, God had brought the Israelites out of Egypt and led them through the wilderness, figuratively and literally.

  • Donald Trump

    Wow, Deuteronomy 29 is a bigly chapter -- many such cases! It starts off with the Israelites gathering together to hear some amazing words from Moses. He tells them that God has been so terrific to them, and they have been so very, very blessed.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 29. It's a real doozy. Lois: Oh Peter, what does it say? Peter: Well Lois, it says that the Lord established a covenant with the people of Israel, that they would be His treasured possession if they obeyed His commands.