• King James Version

    1. And it shall be, when thou {art} come in unto the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee {for} an inheritance, and possessest it, and dwellest therein; / 2. That thou shalt take of the first of all the fruit of the earth, which thou shalt bring of thy land that the LORD thy God giveth thee, and shalt put {it} in a basket, and shalt go unto the place which the LORD thy God shall choose to place his name there.

  • Norm

    Well, Deuteronomy 26, this is a fun one. Here's the gist: the Israelites are entering the Promised Land, and Moses tells them to give God the first fruits of their harvest as an offering. So basically, God is like, 'Hey, you want me to bring you into this land? No problem, just give me some of your crops every year.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so welcome to the show Bible Expert. Bible Expert: Thank you for having me. Joe: So, let's get right into it. Tell us a bit about Deuteronomy 26. Bible Expert: Absolutely. So, Deuteronomy 26 is about the Israelites bringing an offering to the Lord and making a declaration of faithfulness.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, what did you do over the weekend? Contestant: Well, I did a deep dive into Deuteronomy 26. The chapter starts with the Lord instructing the people of Israel to present the first fruits of their harvest to the priests and make an offering to him.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Ya'll listen up! Deuteronomy 26 is all about the Israelites entering the Promised Land, and the Lord's commands for them to follow. First, when you enter the Promised Land, you gotta give the Lord the first fruits of all your crops.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, I'm detecting an ominous aura emanating from Deuteronomy chapter 26. Robin: What's going on, Batman? Joker: Ha ha ha! I know what's going on! It's time for the Israelites to pay their tithes and offerings to the Lord.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Deuteronomy 26 starts off by telling us that when we come into the land that the Lord God has given us, we are to take the first of all the fruits of the ground that we harvest and put it in a basket.

  • Donald Trump

    In Deuteronomy 26, God's people are instructed to bring the firstfruits of their harvest to the priest at the temple in Jerusalem. This is a sign of gratitude for the Lord's blessings. It's a terrific way to show how much they appreciate all that God has done for them.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 26. Alright, so here's the lowdown. When the Israelites enter the Promised Land, they're supposed to take some of the first fruits of their harvest, and bring them to the priest at the entrance of the sanctuary.