• King James Version

    1. And this {is} the blessing, wherewith Moses the man of God blessed the children of Israel before his death. / 2. And he said, The LORD came from Sinai, and rose up from Seir unto them; he shined forth from mount Paran, and he came with ten thousands of saints: from his right hand {went} a fiery law for them.

  • Norm

    Well, this week's Biblical chapter is a real snoozefest. Deuteronomy 33 is a farewell from Moses to the Children of Israel. He goes on and on about the 12 tribes of Israel and how they will be blessed. Here's a sample: "Reuben, you shall be first in rank and mightier than the rest" - yeah, sure, buddy.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, welcome back folks. We have a special guest today, a Bible Expert, to help us out with the book of Deuteronomy. Let's start off with chapter 33. Bible Expert: Sure! In Deuteronomy 33, Moses blesses the twelve tribes of Israel.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm actually a Bible scholar. Alex Trebek: Oh, great. So what can you tell me about Deuteronomy 33? Contestant: OK, so in Deuteronomy 33, Moses blesses each of the twelve tribes of Israel and gives them a portion of the Promised Land.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP RECRUITS! Deuteronomy 33 is all about Moses blessing the tribes of Israel. He blesses each one specifically, reminding them of their roles and responsibilities. He praises the Lord, who makes them strong and gives them victory over their enemies.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, the Book of Deuteronomy is coming to a close! Robin: What did it have to say in Chapter 33, Batman? Batman: Well, Robin, it began with a blessing from Moses. He blessed each of the tribes and noted how the Lord had been with them each step of the way.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. My father used to say, "See here, Jack, the Lord is the one who's gonna give us the blessing. No malarkey!" And that's what Deuteronomy 33 is all about, y'all. It talks about the Lord giving Moses the blessing of the tribes of Israel.

  • Donald Trump

    Deuteronomy 33 is an incredible chapter! It's all about the blessings that Moses gave to the people of Israel before he died. He blessed each of the twelve tribes of Israel individually and gave them some amazing advice.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: "Hey, so we're up to Deuteronomy 33. What's it all about?" Lois: "Well, it's a blessing from Moses to the twelve tribes of Israel before his death. He speaks highly of the tribes and their God-given gifts, and even mentions their individual patron angels.