• King James Version

    1. And it shall come to pass, when all these things are come upon thee, the blessing and the curse, which I have set before thee, and thou shalt call {them} to mind among all the nations, whither the LORD thy God hath driven thee,

  • Norm

    Norm here: Well folks, it's time to update you on what's goin' on in Deuteronomy 30. It's a real wild ride, so buckle up. So, basically, Moses is tellin' the Israelites that if they return to the Lord and obey his commands, then God will bless them and bring them back to the Promised Land.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what are we talking about today? Bible Expert: We're discussing Deuteronomy 30. Joe: Okay, so Deuteronomy 30. What's it about? Bible Expert: It's about the choice that God has given the Israelites.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing Deuteronomy 30. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go for it. Contestant: In Deuteronomy 30, Moses talks about the covenant that God made with Israel and how if they obey His commandments and keep His laws, they will be blessed.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, recruits! This is Deuteronomy 30. You better pay attention, 'cause this is important. God's gonna give you a choice: life or death. Obey His commands and you'll get life, prosperity, and a long life; disobey, and you'll get the opposite.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, this is the thirtyeth chapter of Deuteronomy. Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: It is a reminder of the covenant between God and the Israelites. He promises that if the people obey His commands, He will bless them.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen Jack, here's the deal. I'm not joking, no malarkey. My father used to say, in Deuteronomy 30, "choose life". Literally. C'mon, man! See here, Jack: It's not gonna happen if you don't choose life.

  • Donald Trump

    Deuteronomy 30 is an amazing chapter! It has many great things in it. The Lord talks about how He will make Israel great again, telling them that if they obey His commandments, He will bless them and make them great again! He also tells them that if they don't obey His commandments, He will punish them for it.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter] "Hey, Meg, ever heard of the book of Deuteronomy?" [Meg] "Uhh...is that like one of those Marvel movies?" [Peter] "No, it's in the Bible. Chapter 30 talks about how God promised the Israelites that if they ever chose to turn away from Him and His commandments, He'd punish them.