1. There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name {was} Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil. / 2. And there were born unto him seven sons and three daughters. →

"And this week in job security, we take a look at Job. Y'know, he had it all. A nice family, plenty of money, and a job with security. That was until God and Satan had a bet about Job's loyalty. So God let Satan take away all his money and his family, and he still stayed loyal. →

Joe: Alright welcome to the show, we've got a special guest today. We've got a Bible expert here with us to give us a summary of Job chapter 1. Bible Expert: Thank you, Joe. In Job 1, we see God testing Job's faith. →

Alex: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, and I'd like to tell you about the book of Job. Alex: (annoyed) Uh, okay. Go ahead. Contestant: In Job 1, Job is a man of great piety and wealth, who is visited by God and challenged by Satan. →

Listen up, maggots! Job 1 is about this guy named Job. He's a righteous God-fearin' fella who's got a big ol' family, a bunch of livestock, and a ton of servants and wealth. One day God and Satan have a chat and decide to test ol' Job. →

(Batman and Robin enter the scene) Batman: Greetings, Robin. What do we have here? Robin: It's Job 1, Batman! It's a story about a man named Job who was a loyal follower of God. Batman: Hmm. What happened to him? →

Listen, Jack, here's the deal. I tell you what, this Job fella was a righteous man, literally. He feared God and turned away from evil, no malarkey. The Lord was so pleased with Job that he said, "No one else on earth is as righteous as Job. →

Job 1 was a terrific chapter. Job was a very, very successful man, with a huge family and lots of cattle. But God wanted to test his faith and so on one day, Satan showed up and God told him he could do what he wanted with Job's stuff, but not to hurt him. →

[Peter Griffin] "Okay, so in Job 1, there's this guy named Job and he's totally righteous, right? Anyway, God and Satan get into a debate about this guy and God's like 'Hey, Job's totally righteous, no way he'd ever turn away from me!' and Satan's like 'Oh yeah? I bet he will if you throw a bunch of bad stuff his way!' So God's like 'Alright, you're on!' and then he sends all kinds of bad stuff Job's way, and it's just one thing after another. →