• King James Version

    1. Furthermore Elihu answered and said, / 2. Hear my words, O ye wise {men}; and give ear unto me, ye that have knowledge. / 3. For the ear trieth words, as the mouth tasteth meat. {mouth: Heb. palate}

  • Norm

    Well, Job 34 is an interesting one, folks. Elihu is back, and he's got more to say about the whole Job situation. He's claiming that God is so powerful and wise, that no one can question his judgment. He's suggesting that Job should just accept what has happened to him, because God is just and always has been.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's talk about Job 34. What's this chapter all about? Bible Expert: Well, Job 34 is a rhetorical poem in which Elihu, the son of Barachel the Buzite, speaks to Job and his three friends.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, contestant, it's time for the "get to know you" period. Tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd love to, but I feel compelled to talk about Job 34. Alex: Ugh, not the Bible! I'm so tired of hearing about it.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Hey, listen up! Job 34 is all about God's justice. Elihu is talkin' about how God is always fair, no matter what the situation. He's basically sayin' that God treats everyone the same, even if a person's rich or poor, powerful or weak.

  • Batman

    Batman: "Trouble in the land of Uz, Robin! Elihu is speaking out against Job, saying that God rewards those who do good deeds and punishes the wicked who do wrong. He says God is all-powerful and can do whatever He pleases!"

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, my father used to say, "No malarkey! The Lord is perfect, and his work is flawless." See here, Jack, Elihu is saying this in Job 34. He's saying, "People may think they can run away from God and hide from him, but literally, God knows everything.

  • Donald Trump

    Job 34: In this chapter, we see Elihu speaking bigly about God's justice. He talks about how God is the ultimate judge, and how He is able to punish the wicked and reward the righteous. He brings up many such cases, where God has done both of these things.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Job 34 starts off with Elihu, who's like an annoying side-character, you know? He's like Jar-Jar Binks, but even more annoying. Anyways, he's like, "Hey, you guys ain't gonna find wisdom from Job, so lemme take a crack at it.