• King James Version

    1. Wherefore, Job, I pray thee, hear my speeches, and hearken to all my words. / 2. Behold, now I have opened my mouth, my tongue hath spoken in my mouth. {in my mouth: Heb. in my palate} / 3. My words {shall be of} the uprightness of my heart: and my lips shall utter knowledge clearly.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, Job 33 is really a doozy. We've got a whole bunch of stuff going on here - Elihu, the son of Barachel the Buzite, is spouting some wisdom about how God communicates with us through dreams and visions.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so I'm here with the Bible expert and we're talking about the book of Job. What's the deal with chapter 33? Bible Expert: Sure, well in Job 33, Elihu is continuing his discourse. He tells Job that God does communicate with people and that he speaks in dreams and visions.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you a bit about Job 33. Alex (sighing): Alright, if you insist... Contestant: Job 33 tells the story of Elihu, a friend of Job, who argues that Job's suffering was meant to teach him a lesson.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "JOB 33! LISTEN UP, SOLDIERS! ELIHU IS BACK AND HE'S GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY! HE'S GONNA TELL JOB ABOUT GOD'S WISDOM, AND HOW GOD MIGHT BE REACHIN' OUT TO HIM. ELIHU IS TELLIN' JOB THAT GOD IS REACHIN' OUT TO HIM, SENDIN' HIM A DREAM OR A VISION TO WARN HIM.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, did you read Job 33? Robin: I sure did, Batman. Elihu is talking about the power of God, and about how He works in mysterious ways. Batman: That's right, Robin. Elihu is explaining that God can intervene and use dreams, visions, and even pain to communicate with and teach people.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Here's the deal—literally, Job 33 is all about Elihu and his words of wisdom. He's talking about how God speaks in mysterious ways, folks! He's saying, "My father used to say, 'Listen, Jack, God speaks in dreams and in visions of the night when people are in a deep sleep.

  • Donald Trump

    Job 33 is all about God's amazing power, with Elihu telling Job that God speaks in many various ways, with dreams and visions being some of the most prevalent. Elihu speaks of how God can put a spirit in a man, and how He can terrify and even instruct him.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so, Job 33. Uh, let's see here. Okay, so Elihu is talking to Job, and he's like, "Hey man, don't worry, God is always looking out for you, and he can speak to you in a dream, or through a vision, or even in a whisper.