• King James Version

    1. Then Job answered and said, / 2. How long will ye vex my soul, and break me in pieces with words? / 3. These ten times have ye reproached me: ye are not ashamed {that} ye make yourselves strange to me.

  • Norm

    Well, Job's having a really bad day, folks. He's been afflicted with terrible sores and boils, and to top it off, his friends have been telling him that he's probably done something wrong to deserve all this.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so Job 19. What's that one all about? Bible Expert: Well, Job 19 focuses on Job's response to his friends who have been criticizing him. He's angry and frustrated and he's basically telling them that God is the only one who can give him justice.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit better. What kind of hobbies do you have outside of playing Jeopardy? Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. I spend a lot of time reading it and trying to figure out the deeper meaning behind its stories.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Job 19! Listen up, soldiers! Job has been through some tough times, and now he's just plain mad! He's asking God why He's done all this to him. He's asking, 'Why do you treat me so cruelly?' He says that his friends are all talking against him, and no one is standing up for him.

  • Batman

    Batman: Hold on, Robin! It looks like we need to check out what's going on in the book of Job! Robin: Holy scripture, Batman! What could be happening? Batman: Job is mourning the suffering that he's been through, and he expresses his frustration with his friends who don't believe him.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Job has been suffering for a long time, and he's not gonna take it anymore. He's like, c'mon, man, why haven't I been avenged? There's no malarkey here, folks. He's literally wondering whether his friends have forgotten him, or uh, you know, if they've been talking behind his back.

  • Donald Trump

    25-27 Job 19:25-27: "But I know that my Redeemer lives, and he shall stand at last upon the earth: And after my skin is destroyed, this I know, that in my flesh I shall see God: Whom I shall see for myself, and mine eyes shall behold, and not another; though my reins be consumed within me.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: "Alright, this is Job 19. So Job's friends are still giving him a hard time and he's still trying to explain why he's suffering. He says that even if he has done something wrong, God should just come down and tell him.