• King James Version

    1. Elihu spake moreover, and said, / 2. Thinkest thou this to be right, {that} thou saidst, My righteousness {is} more than God's? / 3. For thou saidst, What advantage will it be unto thee? {and}, What profit shall I have, {if I be cleansed} from my sin? {if.

  • Norm

    Hey folks, it's Norm Macdonald here with your Weekend Update. This week, we're talking about Job 35. In this chapter, Elihu is basically like, "Yo, Job, why you so mad? You're acting like you've got it worse than anyone else.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's get into it! What can you tell us about Job 35? Bible Expert: Job 35 is all about God's response to Job's complaints. God basically explains that Job's suffering is not due to any injustice on God's part, but rather because of Job's own limited understanding of God's power and authority.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was actually thinking about summarizing a chapter from the Bible. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Of course. What chapter is it? Contestant: Job 35.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Job 35: God is telling Job that his complaints don't mean a thing! He says that God is greater and more powerful than Job could ever imagine. He says that God is so great that Job can't even comprehend the extent of His greatness.

  • Batman

    Robin: Batman, have you heard of Job? Batman: Yes, Robin. Job was a righteous man who was tested by God in order to prove his faithfulness. Catwoman: Ha! If God tested me, I'd fail in a heartbeat.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, Job 35 is about Elihu and how he's getting ready to really lay into Job. Elihu is a young guy who, as I always say, has seen a thing or two. He's gonna put Job in his place, c'mon, man! He starts off by saying to Job, “what do you think you know about justice?” See, Elihu is claiming that Job doesn't understand the way things happen in the world.

  • Donald Trump

    Job's friends Eliphaz, Bildad, and Zophar are continuing to argue with Job about his supposed sin and its consequences. Eliphaz says that God is too great to be questioned, and that Job should pray for help rather than question why he is suffering.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Job 35. Basically, Elihu is still talking to Job, and he's like, "Why do you think you're so special? You ain't no Lord of the Rings, you know." Stewie: Oh, Peter, stop it. Elihu is saying that God is greater than Job, and God isn't concerned with Job's cries and complaints.