• King James Version

    1. Then Job answered and said, / 2. I have heard many such things: miserable comforters {are} ye all. {miserable: or, troublesome} / 3. Shall vain words have an end? or what emboldeneth thee that thou answerest? {vain.

  • Norm

    So, Job 16. Yeah, Job is really bummed out, so he decides to give his friends a piece of his mind. He lets them know that he's in pain, and that he's already been through a lot. He also says that his friends have been unhelpful and cruel.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Job 16, what's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Job is continuing to express his pain and grief in this chapter. He complains to his friends of the injustice of his suffering and laments his condition.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about the 16th chapter of the Bible book of Job. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Okay, go ahead. Contestant: In Job 16, Job is expressing his anguish and grief over his suffering.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "You listen up, maggots! Job 16 is when Job's friends all start accusing him of being an evil sinner who deserves all the suffering he got. They even tell him he should curse God for allowing his suffering.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ha ha ha! I've got a good one for ya, Batman. In the book of Job, chapter 16, Job's friend Eliphaz started in on him. Robin: What did he do to Job? Batman: Eliphaz asked Job why he was complaining since he had done so much wrong, and Job was pretty mad.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. My father used to say that Job was a righteous man, and I'm not joking, Job was really suffering. He was surrounded by his friends, and folks, he was literally in pain. He said his friends were like clay pots with no water in them, and he was trying to reach out for some understanding, but no malarkey, his friends just kept telling him to repent for his sins.

  • Donald Trump

    Job 16: Bigly sad! Job is speaking and he's having a terrible time. He's been treated unfairly by many haters and losers, and it's unbelievable. He says his friends are overrated and his sorrow is great again.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Job 16. So Job's friends have been giving him a hard time and now he's had enough. He's like, "My grief is not soothed and you keep piling on the misery. I'm done with your lectures and your long-winded speeches.