• King James Version

    1. I made a covenant with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a maid? / 2. For what portion of God {is there} from above? and {what} inheritance of the Almighty from on high? / 3. {Is} not destruction to the wicked? and a strange {punishment} to the workers of iniquity?

  • Norm

    Job 31: "This guy Job, he really knows how to put it out there. He's like, 'I ain't doin' nothin' wrong, so I gotta be doin' somethin' right' - and he's pretty much spot on. He's like, 'I ain't messin' around with nobody's wife, I'm treatin' everybody fair' - yup, he's livin' the dream.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Job chapter 31. What do we got? Bible Expert: Well, this is the conclusion of Job's speech. He's basically making a covenant with God. He's saying that he has been blameless and upright, and if he has done any wrong, he takes full responsibility.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I could tell you about Job 31… Alex: [Sighing] Okay… Contestant: In Job 31, Job makes a covenant with his eyes not to look lustfully at anyone, saying that if he did, it would be an act of sin.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up recruits! This is Job 31. Job is telling us that he's kept a tight leash on himself his whole life when it comes to dealing with women and other people, and he's never done anything to them that would be considered wrong or immoral.

  • Batman

    Batman: Ah, Job 31! A chapter about making covenants with one's eyes. Robin: What does that mean, Batman? Batman: It means controlling one's thoughts and not allowing oneself to be tempted by evil. Joker: Oh, come on, Batman! Let your eyes wander! You might find some new thrills that way!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm not gonna lie to you, this Job 31 chapter is a tough one. Here's the deal, so Job is like, literally, out of his mind with grief, and he's like, c'mon, man, I'm gonna make a covenant with my eyes.

  • Donald Trump

    Job 31, the amazing chapter of the Bible, starts off with Job standing firm in his belief that he has lived a good and God-fearing life. He's a terrific guy and many people are saying he's a winner. He gives us a very, very detailed list of his actions and how he has been faithful to God - it's unbelievable.

  • Family Guy

    Peter Griffin: Alright, so this chapter is about Job, right? Lois Griffin: Yes, it's about Job and his oath not to take advantage of anyone or anything. Brian Griffin: Yeah, he's like, 'I'm never gonna mess with people's rights or take advantage of their poverty.