• King James Version

    1. But now {they that are} younger than I have me in derision, whose fathers I would have disdained to have set with the dogs of my flock. {younger...: Heb. of fewer days than I} / 2. Yea, whereto {might} the strength of their hands {profit} me, in whom old age was perished?

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, Job chapter 30: an absolute bummer. Job is still suffering, and he's not too thrilled about it. He's complaining about how his buddies have abandoned him, and he's reminiscing about the days when he had more respect and people actually wanted to help him.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what’s next? Bible Expert: Job 30. Joe: Okay, so what’s goin’ on in Job 30? Bible Expert: Well, Job is complaining about the miserable state he’s in, and he’s blaming God for it. He’s saying that God has made his life miserable, and that he’s lost everything he had.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so what have you been up to lately? Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible, and I wanted to give you a summary of what I'm learning. Alex Trebek: Oh, really? Uh... let's see.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Job 30: "Alright, you maggots! Job's misery gets even worse as he is now surrounded by people even less fortunate than he is. They mock him and even throw stones his way. It's pretty sad, really. He's so desperate he wishes he had never been born.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy cow, Batman! Job has been through a lot! Batman: Indeed he has, Robin. In Job 30, we see Job in the depths of despair, surrounded by the scorn of his friends and family. Catwoman: What a sad story!

  • Joe Biden

    Uh, excuse me, folks! Here's the deal, Job 30 is a real eye-opener. So, it starts with Job talking about his condition and how he's been, uh, you know, kinda roughin' it out in the wilderness. He's out there with, like, no food and no shelter, and he's just, like, trying to make it through the day.

  • Donald Trump

    Job 30: Wow, what a sad chapter! Many people are saying it was totally overrated. The main character, Job, was just a low energy loser. He was surrounded by other losers, the "foolish" young people and the "lowest of the low", who were totally haters and losers.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Job 30 starts off with Job complaining that those who used to be beneath him are now above him. He's talking about his current situation and how he's now lowlier than the people he used to look down on.