• King James Version

    1. The proverbs of Solomon the son of David, king of Israel; / 2. To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding; / 3. To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity; {equity: Heb.

  • Norm

    Hey there, Weekend Update here with a quick rundown of Proverbs 1: it's about wisdom and knowledge. Y'know, the good stuff. The stuff that your mom always said you should pay attention to. But as it turns out, wisdom isn't just something your mom preaches - it's actually pretty useful.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, Bible Expert, let's dive in to Proverbs 1! Bible Expert: Sure, Proverbs 1 is a collection of wise sayings from King Solomon. It begins with a call for people to pay attention to wisdom and understanding, and to learn from the wise and discerning.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Where are you from?" Contestant: "I'm from the Midwest, but I'm actually a huge fan of the Bible. I'd like to tell you a bit about Proverbs 1, if that's all right.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! Chapter 1 of Proverbs is all about wisdom. It tells you how to stay away from bad influences and how to seek good advice. It also tells you that if you don't listen to the wise, you're gonna be sorry.

  • Batman

    Batman: Ah, Robin, we have a new mission: summarizing Proverbs 1! Robin: Holy double-take, Batman! What can we expect to find in this chapter? Batman: The wisdom of Solomon, Robin! He writes of the value of wisdom and understanding, and warns against rejecting them or choosing foolishness instead.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Here's the deal: Proverbs 1 starts off with a pretty wise guy, King Solomon, saying "Hey, Listen, Jack - my father used to say, 'get wisdom, get understanding', and I'm not joking here - if you do that, you'll be the real deal! See here, Jack - wisdom is the key to success.

  • Donald Trump

    Proverbs 1 is an amazing chapter, full of terrific advice and wisdom. It talks about the value of wisdom and understanding, and how it can help us win in life. It also speaks of the dangers of laziness and of those who lead others astray.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Proverbs 1. Uh, let's see, "The proverbs of Solomon, son of David, king of Israel." Lois: Wow, Solomon was a wise king. Peter: Yeah, he was pretty smart. But I'm sure he was totally lame compared to me.