Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Where are you from?"

Contestant: "I'm from the Midwest, but I'm actually a huge fan of the Bible. I'd like to tell you a bit about Proverbs 1, if that's all right."

Alex Trebek, (with a sigh): "I suppose that's all right. Go ahead."

Contestant: "Proverbs 1 is all about wisdom. It starts by saying that we should get wisdom and understanding, and then goes on to explain why we should get them. It talks about how wisdom and understanding can protect us from danger, help us make wise decisions, and keep us from foolishness. It also talks about how wisdom can help us succeed in life. In the end, it emphasizes that getting wisdom is the key to living a good life."

Alex Trebek: (Visibly frustrated) "Well, that's definitely interesting. So, uh, what do you like to do in your free time?"