Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know each other a bit. Tell me, what do you do for fun?

Contestant: Well, I actually like to read and summarize the Bible.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] What an interesting hobby. So, uh, what does Psalms 150 say?

Contestant: Psalms 150 tells us to praise the Lord with singing, dancing, and musical instruments, to honor his name and his mighty works. It also tells us to rejoice in his sanctuary and to give thanks to him with a loud voice.

Alex Trebek: [sighs again] Alright, moving right along. What do you like to watch on TV?