Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, Alex, I'd like to give you a summary of Psalms 34 from the Bible."

Alex (sighing): "Oh, great. Here we go again. Alright, go ahead."

Contestant: "This chapter of the Bible focuses on praising God and acknowledging His greatness. It instructs us to acknowledge His blessings and to trust in Him, because He is good and His love is everlasting. It also warns us not to be afraid of evil, because the Lord will protect us from it. Finally, it encourages us to come to Him in times of trouble and to call on Him for help, because He will answer and will give us peace."

Alex (frustrated): "Yes, very nice. Now, can you tell me a bit more about yourself that doesn't involve the Bible?"