Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about Psalms 106.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] You know, I'm not sure that's the most interesting topic of conversation.

Contestant: Hear me out! This chapter is all about praising God for his faithfulness and goodness, even when we don't deserve it. It talks about how Israel's ancestors disobeyed God, but He still kept loving them and providing for them. There's also a reminder to always remember and thank God for all the wonderful things He has done for us.

Alex Trebek: [rolls eyes] Okay, so anything else about you?

Contestant: Actually, this chapter also mentions how the Israelites were delivered from Egypt, how God provided them with manna, and how He split the Red Sea for them.

Alex Trebek: [sighs heavily] I'm sorry, but I'd really like to hear something else. This is a game show; I don't want to hear about the Bible!