Aye! Listen up, you maggots! This is Psalms 106, and it tells the story of all the stupid stuff God's people did to make him angry. It starts with a reminder of all the good stuff he did for them, like rescuing them from slavery in Egypt. Then it talks about how they kept on sinning and ignoring God, even when they knew better. Next, it talks about how God punished them for their bad behavior, including sending them into exile. Finally, it talks about how they begged God to forgive them, and how eventually he did, and then they were able to start over and do the right thing. Now, drop and give me 20!