Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I've been spending a lot of time lately reading the Bible, and I'd like to share with you what I've learned from Psalms 55.

Alex Trebek: Uhh, that's great and all, but I'm sure there's something more interesting you can tell me about yourself.

Contestant: The Psalm is about how God can be trusted in times of trouble. It talks about how God listens to prayers and is faithful to those who trust in Him.

Alex Trebek: *Sigh* Yes, that's wonderful, but can you tell me more about yourself?

Contestant: The Psalm also talks about how God will protect those who turn to Him for refuge and how God will avenge those who have wronged them. It's a powerful reminder of God's faithfulness and love.

Alex Trebek: *Exasperated* Yes, I'm sure it is. Now, can we move on to something that has to do with you?