Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible recently, and I wanted to share with you one of my favorite chapters, Psalms 137.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright. What does it say?

Contestant: The chapter is about the Israelites in exile in Babylon. It talks about their grief and sorrow, and their desire to remember Jerusalem. They sing about how they hang their harps upon the willow trees in Babylon and refuse to be happy until they can return to Zion.

Alex Trebek: *taps his foot impatiently* Is there anything else?

Contestant: It also talks about how the Babylonians demand that the Israelites sing their songs, which they refuse to do. They instead vow to never forget Jerusalem and to always remember what the Lord has done.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Anything else?

Contestant: That's all.

Alex Trebek: *sighs again* Well, I'm sure this is a very meaningful chapter for you. Now, tell me about your hobbies, interests, and favorite sports teams!