Contestant: "Alex, I'm ready to talk about the Bible. The 18th chapter of Psalms is all about God's power and protection. It starts with a song of praise to God, and then goes on to describe all the ways that God saves and protects his people."

Alex Trebek (sighing): "Yes, that's lovely. Now, let's talk about something else. What's your favorite type of music?"

Contestant: "Oh, I can talk about that too! But I think Psalms 18 is really important. It talks about God's power to save his people from their enemies, and his faithfulness to them. It talks about how God is strong and mighty and yet also gentle and kind."

Alex Trebek (rolling his eyes): "That's all great, but let's move on. What color do you like best?"

Contestant: "Hmm, I'm not sure. But I do know that Psalms 18 ends with a song of thanksgiving, praising God for all he has done and will continue to do for his people."

Alex Trebek (annoyed): "Alright, that's enough about the Bible. Let's talk about something else. What's your favorite TV show?"