Alex Trebek: So, what brings you here today?

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Psalm 23.

Alex Trebek: (Sigh) Alright, if you must...

Contestant: Psalm 23 is all about how God is our shepherd and how He cares for us and guides us. It talks about how He provides for us and leads us in paths of righteousness. It also talks about how even in the darkest of times, there is still hope because He is with us.

Alex Trebek: Well, that sounds nice, I guess. Anything else?

Contestant: That's about it for Psalm 23, but there are many more chapters and stories in the Bible that I'd love to tell you about.

Alex Trebek: (Groans) We'll have to save that for another time.