• King James Version

    1. [A Psalm of David.] The LORD {is} my shepherd; I shall not want. / 2. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. {green...: Heb. pastures of tender grass} {still.

  • Norm

    Psalms 23: Alright, let's see what God's got to say in this chapter... One, don't worry, because God's got you covered. Two, you'll never go hungry, because God's got you a nice spread. Three, you're gonna be alright even when you're going through some tough stuff, because God's got you a comfy place to stay.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so I'm here today with a Bible Expert and we're talking about Psalms 23. What's it all about? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Psalms 23 is a very famous chapter of the Bible. It’s a psalm, or a prayer, written by King David and is often referred to as the Shepherd’s Psalm because of the many references to God as a shepherd.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what brings you here today? Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Psalm 23. Alex Trebek: (Sigh) Alright, if you must... Contestant: Psalm 23 is all about how God is our shepherd and how He cares for us and guides us.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Aye, ye landlubbers! Listen up! Psalms 23: Ye shall not fear evil, for the Lord is with thee, His rod and His staff they comfort thee. He maketh thee to lie down in green pastures, He leadeth thee beside still waters.

  • Batman

    Batman: "Psalms 23 is about the Lord, who is our shepherd. He guides and provides for us, even in the darkest of times." Robin: "That's right! Even when we walk through the valley of the shadow of death, we can be sure that the Lord is with us.

  • Joe Biden

    "Listen, Jack, my father used to say the Lord is my shepherd, and that's a fact, no malarkey! He takes care of me and makes me lie down in green pastures. Folks, that ain't no joke! He leads me beside still waters and refreshes my soul.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalm 23 is a terrific chapter of the Bible, written by King David, a truly great man. The Psalm talks about how God is the shepherd of the people, leading them in paths of righteousness. It says that even in dark valleys and times of trouble, God will not leave His people.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright guys, so Psalms 23 starts off with this guy, like, totally chillin' with the Lord and being like, "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want." Lois: Huh, that's deep. So, what else is going on?