• King James Version

    1. O sing unto the LORD a new song: sing unto the LORD, all the earth. / 2. Sing unto the LORD, bless his name; shew forth his salvation from day to day. / 3. Declare his glory among the heathen, his wonders among all people.

  • Norm

    "Psalms 96: Tonight on Weekend Update, we have something special. It's the Psalms 96. 'Sing to the Lord a new song; sing to the Lord, all the earth.' What a way to start. Really puts you in the mood to party.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what are we talking about today? Bible Expert: We're talking about Psalms 96. Joe: Alright, so what's it all about? Bible Expert: Psalms 96 is a psalm of praise. It's a call to worship God and to proclaim his greatness to all creation.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about Psalms 96. Alex Trebek (sighing): Oh, really? Well, okay. Go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Pay attention, new recruits! Listen up! Psalms 96 is all about praising the Lord! Sing loud and proud to the Lord, y'all! All of creation is commanded to shout in joy, even the trees of the forest! Worship the Lord in the splendor of His holiness! Give the Lord glory and honor! All nations, come and bow before Him! Tell the world of His mighty acts! Speak of His awesome deeds! Make sure you spread the word of His greatness! God is the only true God! So let's make sure we shout out His praises every day! That's an order!"

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, Robin. Let us now turn our attention to the 96th chapter of the book of Psalms. Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: It says, "Oh sing to the Lord a new song; sing to the Lord, all the earth! Sing to the Lord, bless his name; tell of his salvation from day to day.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. No malarkey. My father used to say, "Psalms 96 is a great reminder to praise the Lord." And I'm not joking. Psalms 96 declares that God is great and greatly to be praised. See here, Jack, we should offer up our thanks and worship Him with songs and music.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalm 96 is a terrific chapter, very, very special. Bigly, it speaks of the greatness of God and how he should be praised. In it, many people are saying that God should be praised from the heavens to the ends of the Earth.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Psalms 96 is all about praising God. You know, like, worshiping and stuff. Lois: Yeah, it says to sing to the Lord a new song, and it talks about how all people should praise Him and give Him glory.