• King James Version

    1. [A Psalm of David, when he fled from Absalom his son.] LORD, how are they increased that trouble me! many {are} they that rise up against me. / 2. Many {there be} which say of my soul, {There is} no help for him in God.

  • Norm

    "Psalms 3: another one of those boring chapters in the Bible. Basically, it's about a guy who is having a rough time and he's asking God for help. And get this: God actually helps him! I know, crazy right? Who would have thought that God actually answers prayers? Anyway, the guy ends up feeling safe and secure, because God is on his side.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright welcome to the show, we have an expert on the Bible here today to give us a chapter by chapter summary of the Bible. Let's start with Psalms 3! Bible Expert: Sure thing. Psalms 3 is a psalm written by David as he was fleeing from his rebellious son Absalom.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. I'd like to summarize Psalms 3. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright. Go ahead. Contestant: Psalms 3 is a prayer to God for protection and safety in times of distress.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! LISTEN UP! Psalms 3 is about David's need for protection from his enemies. He cries out to God for help in verse 1, and then recognizes in verse 2 that God is always there for him and will protect him.

  • Batman

    Robin: Oh no, Batman, it's the Psalms 3! Batman: Don't worry, Robin, I've got this! The Psalmist cries out to God in the middle of the night, asking Him to save him from his enemies. Joker: Ha ha ha! That's what you get for getting on the bad side of the Joker!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen, Jack. I'm not gonna lie to you - this one's a tough one. My father used to say that the Psalms were full of very tough lessons - and he was right. See here, Jack - Psalms 3 is all about trusting in the Lord.

  • Donald Trump

    The book of Psalms 3 is an amazing chapter. It's all about King David, one of the most terrific leaders of all time. He was dealing with so many haters and losers trying to bring him down, but with God's help, he was winning bigly! He says that even though he had many enemies, he still put his faith in God, and knew that He would save him.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright folks, we’re gonna need a summary of Psalms 3, so here goes. It’s all about David, in the midst of all his enemies, calling out to God for protection and help. He says, “But you, LORD, are a shield around me; you are my glory, the one who holds my head high.