• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, Altaschith, A Psalm {or} Song of Asaph.] Unto thee, O God, do we give thanks, {unto thee} do we give thanks: for {that} thy name is near thy wondrous works declare. {Altaschith: or, Destroy not} {of: or, for}

  • Norm

    Well, folks, tonight's Bible chapter is Psalms 75. It's a real rollercoaster of a chapter, with the writer thanking God for his goodness and also warning the wicked that they will be brought to justice.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Hey, so tell me about Psalms 75. Bible Expert: Sure, Psalms 75 is a song of praise to God written by Asaph. It talks about God's power, his justice, and the fact that the wicked will be punished and the righteous will be rewarded.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, let's find out a little more about you, contestant! So what do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible and one of my favorite things to do is to summarize it chapter by chapter.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! Psalms 75 is about God's greatness and sovereignty. He's the one who decides who deserves to be exalted and who will be brought low. He's the one who sets the rules and gives us our destiny and purpose.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Bible, Robin! It's time to face the music! Robin: We're going to Psalm 75, Batman! Batman: That's right, Boy Wonder! The psalmist says, "We give thanks to you, O God; we give thanks, for your name is near.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, c'mon man, here's the deal. This Psalm is all about God's greatness and power. He's literally the only one with the power to bring justice and equity to the world. My father used to say that God alone sets the rules and he alone decides who will be lifted up and who will be brought low.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 75 is an amazing chapter! God is great again and He's showing us who's really in charge. He's puttin' the haters and losers in their place and showin' us what true strength is. He sets up the world, lifts up the humble and brings down the overrated.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: So, this chapter is Psalms 75. It starts off with God telling the people that He is the one who puts down some and lifts up others. Then it says no one can boast unless it's by the Lord's doing.