• King James Version

    1. [{A Psalm} of David.] Plead {my cause}, O LORD, with them that strive with me: fight against them that fight against me. / 2. Take hold of shield and buckler, and stand up for mine help. / 3. Draw out also the spear, and stop {the way} against them that persecute me: say unto my soul, I {am} thy salvation.

  • Norm

    "Hey, folks. You know, Psalms 35 is a real downer. It's about vengeance and justice and God judging the wicked and all that. But hey, don't worry, because God also promises to defend the righteous and punish their enemies.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's talk about Psalms 35! What's the deal with this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Psalms 35 is a prayer of David, asking God to protect him from his enemies and enemies of justice. He pleads with God to fight for him and to bring his enemies down.

  • Jeopardy

    < Alex Trebek: Alright, so, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm actually studying the Bible. Specifically, I'm reading through Psalms 35. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, so what does this chapter say?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up maggots! Psalms 35 is a prayer to God asking for protection against enemies. The psalmist pleads with God to fight his battles, since they are too many to fight alone. He asks God to be his shield and defender, to take away the wicked and their evil schemes.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, let's review Psalm 35! Robin: You bet, Batman! Joker: Hey, what are you two talking about? Batman: Joker, we're reviewing the 35th Psalm in the Bible. Joker: That sounds boring. Can't you two think of something more fun?

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal on Psalms 35. It's about how God takes care of us, even when people are trying to hurt us. My father used to say, if you put your trust in the Lord, He will take care of you.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 35 is a terrific chapter in the Bible that many people are saying is unbelievable! In this chapter, King David is asking God to fight off his haters and losers. He is praying to God to fight off those who are speaking lies against him and those who want to see him fall.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Psalms 35. Lois: Ooh, pretty. Peter: Yeah, it's a real humdinger. So it's all about, uh, David asking God to fight his battles for him against his enemies. Brian: Sounds like a typical episode of Game of Thrones.