"Hey, folks. You know, Psalms 35 is a real downer. It's about vengeance and justice and God judging the wicked and all that. But hey, don't worry, because God also promises to defend the righteous and punish their enemies. So if you're a good person, you can just sit back and let God do the work. Just one word of warning: don't think you can get away with anything, because God sees all. He's like the ultimate judge. So be good, and everything will be cool. That's Psalms 35. I'm Norm MacDonald, and that's the news.