"Psalms 82: Welcome to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. So, a bunch of folks in the Bible thought it would be a good idea to write some poetry about how important it is to be a righteous leader. So, they got together and wrote this Psalm. It's basically an appeal to the gods to make sure the leaders of the day are doing right by their people. And it's all good and great, but then they go off the rails and start talking about how the gods are going to punish the wicked and reward the righteous. So, I guess they wanted to make sure everybody knew who was boss. That's Psalms 82. In other news, God is still watching."