"Well, you know what they say: time flies when you're having fun. But if Psalm 90 is to be believed, time is actually pretty cruel. It's like a relentless, slavering beast that devours everything in its path. That said, this psalm is actually a prayer for God to grant us mercy, protection, and long life. So, if you're looking for a way to cheat death, this might be your best bet. Also, it has some pretty good advice about making the most of the time we do have, which is always nice. So, there you go: Psalm 90, the perfect mix of terror, faith, and practical advice. Who says religion can't be fun?"