"Well, folks, according to Psalms 83, it looks like the Israelites were having some trouble with their neighbors, who were conspiring against them. Apparently, they were all working together to wipe Israel off the map, so the Israelites called upon God to save them and take away those pesky neighbors. So, God, if you're listening, please take care of those haters and save the Israelites! But, you know, if you don't, it's cool. Just keepin' it real."