"Hey, what's going on?! Welcome back to Weekend Update. In our Bible study segment this week, we've got Psalms 136. This is a real banger folks, full of singing and shouting for the Lord! It's about remembering all the things God has done for his chosen people, like how he lead the Israelites out of Egypt and split the Red Sea in two. But the best part is how it ends with a big shout out to God for being eternal and loving. Yeah, that's right. God can never die and he loves us, no matter what. What a guy! And that's our Bible study segment for tonight. I'm Norm MacDonald, and that's the update!"