"Psalms 120: You know, I'm getting real sick of all these psalms. Like, why can't this guy just talk about something else? I mean, just once, can't he talk about something normal, like a summer day at the beach? No, he's gotta go on and on about his troubles. It's a real snoozefest. Anyway, in this one, he's complaining about some people he doesn't like, and he's asking the Lord to help him out. Yawn. Next!"