"Ladies and gentlemen, the Bible chapter of the day is Psalms 97, and boy is it a doozy! It's all about God being awesome and ruling the world, and all other gods being nothing compared to him. The faithful shall be glad and rejoice in the Lord, and all shall be judged by his power. The heavens declare his righteousness, and all the earth shall see his glory. So if you're looking for a good time, don't forget to thank God! That's Psalms 97, ladies and gentlemen!"