Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald, and it's time for our weekly Bible Update.

This week we're taking a look at Psalms 116. This one's a real tear-jerker, guys. It starts off with the author saying that he loves the Lord and will continue to call out to him for help. He then goes into a long-winded rambling about how the Lord has done great things for him and how the Lord will protect him. He also thanks the Lord for hearing his prayers and promises to make sacrifices to show his gratitude.

But the real kicker is near the end when the author starts talking about how he was saved from death. Yeah, I guess he must have had a pretty bad day.

Anyway, that's it for this week's Bible Update. Tune in next week for another exciting chapter.