Alex: So, what have you been up to lately?

Contestant: Well, Alex, I’ve been studying the Bible. Just recently I read Psalms 116 and it’s really inspiring!

Alex: (Sighs) Alright, go ahead, what’s the summary?

Contestant: Psalms 116 is an expression of gratitude for being delivered from death. It talks about how God is faithful and has heard the psalmist’s prayers. The psalmist makes a vow to praise the Lord and serve him with a willing heart. It also talks about how death is ever-present, but God’s love and faithfulness never fails.

Alex: (Exasperated) Of course, it’s always the Bible. It’s like no matter how hard I try, I can’t escape this conversation.