Alex: So, what have you been up to lately?

Contestant: Well, I have been reading the Bible, and I was just reading Psalms 50.

Alex: (Sighing) Okay, I guess I should have expected this. What does it say?

Contestant: Well, it starts by God telling the people that He is the one who created the heavens and the earth. He then calls them to gather together and praise Him, for He is the judge and avenger. He goes on to explain that He will judge the people based on their actions and speech, not on their offerings. He then says that He knows the inner thoughts of all people and that He will not be fooled by their outward appearances. Finally, He calls on the people to be thankful and to offer sacrifices of praise to Him.

Alex: (Rolling his eyes) Great. Well, I suppose that's what I should expect from a Bible reader.