Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'd like to give you a quick summary of the Bible, beginning with Psalms 11.

Alex: (sighs) Okay, if you must.

Contestant: Psalms 11 is a prayer of trust in God, even in the face of danger. The psalmist expresses his faith that God is in control, no matter how perilous the situation may appear. He is confident that God will protect him, and that God's justice will ultimately prevail.

Alex: (sighs again) Alright, so moving on... What other hobbies or interests do you have?