• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, {A Psalm} of David.] In the LORD put I my trust: how say ye to my soul, Flee {as} a bird to your mountain? / 2. For, lo, the wicked bend {their} bow, they make ready their arrow upon the string, that they may privily shoot at the upright in heart.

  • Norm

    Hey, what's going on folks? It's Norm MacDonald here with the summary of Psalms 11. All right, so this is a real doozy. King David's in a fix, and he's asking God to save him from his enemies. He's pretty sure that the bad guys are gonna get what's coming to them, but he's not sure if he'll make it out alive.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so, tell me about the 11th Psalm. This is a Bible chapter right? Bible Expert: That's right Joe. Psalms 11 is a poem of trust in God composed by King David. In this chapter David expresses his faith in God, even in the midst of danger and chaos.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd like to give you a quick summary of the Bible, beginning with Psalms 11. Alex: (sighs) Okay, if you must. Contestant: Psalms 11 is a prayer of trust in God, even in the face of danger.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Aye! Listen up, you maggots! Psalms 11 is about trusting in the Lord. Even when bad times come, we shouldn't be afraid cuz the Lord's got our back. He's watching out for us from the heavens and His justice is gonna be served, so don't worry.

  • Batman

    Batman: Oh me oh my, Robin, what a quandary! Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: In Psalm 11, the Lord is asking us what we should do when wickedness is all around us. Catwoman: You should join me, of course! You can have a life of wealth and ease, free from the troubles of the outside world.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: Psalms 11 is about trusting in the Lord, no malarkey! See here Jack, it starts off with the psalmist asking why the wicked are so successful and why they're allowed to do bad things without consequences.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 11 is an amazing chapter of the Bible! The Lord is in the Heavens and He sees all that is going on. He is a fair Judge, and will reward those who do good and punish those who do evil. Many people are saying that the wicked will be overthrown, and that the Lord's righteous will be saved.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter]: "Okay, so Psalms 11. Got it. Ahem. 'In the Lord I take refuge; how can you say to my soul, 'Flee like a bird to your mountain'? For look, the wicked bend the bow; they make ready their arrow upon the string to shoot in the dark at the upright in heart.