• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.] The LORD hear thee in the day of trouble; the name of the God of Jacob defend thee; {defend...: Heb. set thee on an high place} / 2. Send thee help from the sanctuary, and strengthen thee out of Zion; {thee help: Heb.

  • Norm

    (Norm MacDonald) Alright, let's hear it for Psalms 20--the chapter of the Bible that's all about the Lord answering people's prayers. Let's just say that you don't have to be a genius to figure out why this one's popular.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we’re here with our Bible expert and he’s gonna tell us about Psalms 20. Let’s hear it! Bible Expert: Sure, in Psalms 20, the author is praying for God’s help in times of distress. He begins by asking God to answer him in the day of trouble, and then goes on to pray for God’s protection and salvation.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader, so I thought I'd tell you a bit about Psalms 20. Alex: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Psalms 20 is a prayer of trust and faith.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Drop and give me twenty, recruits! Psalms 20 is a prayer for God’s help in times of trouble. This prayer is not just for one person, but for all of us! We’re asking God to answer our prayers and send his help.

  • Batman

    Batman: This Psalm tells us of the power of prayer, Robin. Robin: It's like a cry for help from the Lord, Batman. Joker: Ha ha ha! What kind of help do you think the Lord will give you? Batman: He grants victory to those who trust in Him, Joker.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal--Psalms 20 is all about asking the Lord to protect us in times of trouble. Now, I'm not joking, c'mon man. We need God's protection, literally! My father used to say that the Lord will always be there for us, but we gotta believe it.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalm 20: Bigly prayer for the King. Many such cases, the Lord will answer from his holy heaven with the mighty, amazing victories that he gives! Sad! The King will have success in all that he does and his right hand will show him great again.

  • Family Guy

    Brian: All right, so in Psalms 20, the Lord answered all of the Israelites' prayers. Meg: Oh yeah, that's when He gave them the victory and the horses, right? Stewie: Oh, horses, you mean like the ones from the movie "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron?" [Brian and Meg look at each other confused] Stewie: What? They were awesome! [Meg rolls her eyes] Brian: Anyway, yeah, the Lord heard their prayers and answered with a battle cry.