• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician for the sons of Korah, Maschil.] We have heard with our ears, O God, our fathers have told us, {what} work thou didst in their days, in the times of old. {Maschil: or, of instruction}

  • Norm

    Hey, all you kids out there, it's Norm MacDonald here with the latest update from the Bible. This week we've got Psalms 44, and let me tell ya, it's a doozy. The Psalmist is talkin' all about how God used to be so helpful in times of trouble and how He promised to always be there to help.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what are we going over today? Bible Expert: Today, we will be discussing Psalms 44. Joe: Oh, I love Psalms! So tell me what this one is about! Bible Expert: This Psalm is a lament of the people of Israel and their struggle against their enemies.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a biblical scholar, and I've been studying Psalms 44. Alex Trebek: (Sigh) That's … interesting. Let's move on. Tell me about your hobbies.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! Psalms 44 is all about how God has blessed Israel in the past and how He hasn't done so in the present. The writer talks about how Israel is suffering and how their enemies have gotten the upper hand.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy scripture, Robin! It's time to look at Psalms 44! Robin: Holy Bible, Batman! What does this chapter tell us? Batman: Well, Robin, in this chapter, the psalmist is lamenting the suffering of the people of Israel and asking God why he has been forsaken.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Psalms 44 is all about the faith that the Israelites have in God, even though they're being persecuted by their enemies. My father used to say, "even when we're surrounded by our enemies, God will protect us from their schemes.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 44 is a terrific chapter of the Bible. It's about many people who stand up for God and for their nation and are persecuted for it. It's amazing: these people are facing tremendous odds and still have the courage to fight.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alrighty, so uh, this is Psalms 44. Brian: We got a real banger here, Peter. Peter: Yeah, yeah, let's see what it's about. So, uh, it starts off with the Israelites bragging about how awesome their God is, like how He helped them win battles and stuff.