• King James Version

    1. [Maschil of Asaph.] Give ear, O my people, {to} my law: incline your ears to the words of my mouth. {Maschil...: or, A Psalm for Asaph to give instruction} / 2. I will open my mouth in a parable: I will utter dark sayings of old:

  • Norm

    "Hey, what's going on? Psalm 78. This one's all about, uh, let's see, lessons learned from the past. Yup, that's what it's about. So, the writer talks about how God's chosen people have a history of not being so great.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we got here? Bible Expert: This is Psalms 78. Joe, it's a song of Asaph, a seer of Israel. It gives us a brief history lesson about Israel's ancestors, telling us about their faithfulness and disobedience to God.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So tell us about yourself, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about the book of Psalms. Alex Trebek: (Rolls his eyes) That's great.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up! Psalms 78 is about teaching children and future generations about the history of Israel. It talks about how God led Israel out of Egypt and how He provided for them in the wilderness. It also talks about how God protected them from their enemies and provided for them in the land of Canaan.

  • Batman

    1-8 Batman: Old King Asaph of Judah had some words of wisdom for us, Robin! Robin: That is true, Batman. He wrote a song to teach us about the history of God's people and the great things he has done for them.

  • Joe Biden

    Well, folks, I tell you what - here's the deal: Psalms 78 is all about God's wondrous deeds and his miraculous power. See here, Jack - God is literally protecting his people, no malarkey! He's giving them food from heaven, and they're all thankful.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 78 is an amazing chapter! God tells us a story of Israel's history, and how they were a great people! God bless America! They were led by many great leaders, but sadly sometimes they strayed from their path.

  • Family Guy

    (Peter as narrator) So, get this, this is what the Book of Psalms is all about. It's like an 80s power ballad, but with a lot more words. So, this chapter, Psalms 78 — it's all about the Lord's mighty deeds and how they were passed down through the ages.