• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician upon Muthlabben, A Psalm of David.] I will praise {thee}, O LORD, with my whole heart; I will shew forth all thy marvellous works. / 2. I will be glad and rejoice in thee: I will sing praise to thy name, O thou most High.

  • Norm

    Hey, everybody! Well, the book of Psalms is back with chapter nine, and it’s all about the Lord’s justice. So, if you’ve done something bad, you’d better watch out - God will find you. But if you’ve done something good, don’t worry - God will reward you.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Welcome back to the podcast everyone, today I have with me a Bible expert and we’re going to go through the Bible chapter by chapter. Let’s start with Psalms 9. Bible Expert: Psalms 9 talks about thanking God for delivering justice and mercy to the faithful.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, if you want to hear about the Bible, I can summarize Psalms 9. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) I suppose so. Contestant: Psalm 9 is a song of praise and thanksgiving to God for His justice and mercy.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! Psalms 9 is a CHANT to God thanking Him for His justice and mercy. In this chapter, the Psalmist praises God for His faithfulness, His ability to never forget what He has promised, and His commitment to always protect those who seek Him.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Psalms, Robin! This chapter is about how the Lord is a refuge for the oppressed and a stronghold in times of trouble. Robin: Holy shelter, Batman! And the Lord judges the world with justice, and the wicked are trapped in their own nets.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, c'mon man, here's the deal. Psalms 9 is all about, you know, praising the Lord for His justice and mercy. It's literally a reminder of His faithfulness. No malarkey! My father used to say, "The Lord is a refuge for the oppressed, a stronghold in times of trouble.

  • Donald Trump

    This is a great chapter! It starts off with a huge shoutout to God, praising Him for His justice and power. The psalmist talks about how God is in control of the nations and always will be. He reflects on the fact that God never forgets the poor and oppressed, and that no matter what happens He will always provide for them.

  • Family Guy

    Lois (reading from the Bible): "I will give thanks to the Lord with my whole heart; I will recount all of your wonderful deeds." Peter: "That's nice, Lois. Hey, remember that time we tried to go on that vacation with the kids and it was a total disaster?