1. [To the chief Musician upon Neginah, {A Psalm} of David.] Hear my cry, O God; attend unto my prayer. / 2. From the end of the earth will I cry unto thee, when my heart is overwhelmed: lead me to the rock {that} is higher than I. →

Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald and this is Weekend Update. I'm here to give you the lowdown on Psalms 61. This chapter is all about the writer begging God for protection from enemies, both foreign and domestic. →

Joe: Alright, so we have Bible expert on the show, let's hear what he has to say about Psalms 61. Bible Expert: Sure. Psalms 61 is a short chapter that focuses on prayer. It opens with a plea to God for protection from enemies, and then shifts to a plea for protection from any kind of trouble. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, contestant, tell us a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about the book of Psalms, chapter 61. Alex Trebek: [visibly annoyed] No, no, no, let's talk about something else. →

Listen up, newbies! Psalms 61 is all about God being a refuge and a shelter. The psalmist prays to God to be his refuge, to keep him safe, and to help him find strength. He also praises God for his mercy, and for always being there for him. →

Batman: Aha, so here we have Psalm 61! Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: Well, it talks about listening to God, and then taking shelter in him, and how God is a safe refuge from enemies. Catwoman: Enemies like me, Batman? →

Hey, folks! Listen, Jack, I'm gonna tell you about this chapter. We're talking about Psalms 61. Now, this one here tells us that God is a refuge, a protector and a fortress. He's a rock that we can lean on. →

Tremendous people, God bless America! Psalms 61 is a great chapter, and I, Donald Trump, am here to tell you all about it in my very own style. It starts off with King David praying to God, asking for a safe place to live and requesting that God listen to his cry. →

Peter: Alright, so Psalms 61. Let's see... It starts out with David crying out to God from a far-off land, asking Him to hear his prayer and come to his rescue. Lois: Oh yeah, like that time I needed a rescue from the Gap at the mall? →