• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, {even} to Jeduthun, A Psalm of David.] I said, I will take heed to my ways, that I sin not with my tongue: I will keep my mouth with a bridle, while the wicked is before me. {my mouth.

  • Norm

    Well, it's Psalms 39 and I gotta say, this one's a doozy. It starts with an introspective lament. The author is asking God to keep an eye on him and help him out during this difficult time. He's feeling pretty low, and he's asking God to just give him a break.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, we're back and today we have a Bible expert on the show! Welcome to the show! Expert: Thanks so much for having me. Joe: So we're talking about the Book of Psalms, specifically Psalm 39.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "Well, it looks like you're an interesting contestant today! Tell me a bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, Alex, I thought I'd tell you a bit about Psalm 39 from the Bible!" Alex: "Um, let's talk about something else, shall we? What do you like to do in your spare time?"

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! Psalms 39 is all about how fast life passes by, and how everything is fleeting. The author, most likely King David, is giving himself a good talking to, telling himself to be silent and not get angry about it.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Psalms, Batman! King David is crying out to God and pouring out his soul in this chapter. Batman: That's right Robin. He's lamenting over the brevity of life and the fleetingness of his time here on Earth.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. I tell ya, I'm not joking, Psalms 39 covers a lot of ground. My father used to say, "No malarkey! Life is short, and so is our time on this Earth. C'mon, man, you're gonna have to make the most of it!" See here, Jack, the psalmist starts off by saying, "I said, 'I will watch my ways, so that I do not sin with my tongue.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 39 is all about the tremendous power of God. Believe me, many people are saying it's one of the most overrated stories in the Bible. It's huge, it's fantastic, and it will make America great again!

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so it's Psalms 39. Uh, let's see here. "I said, 'I will guard my ways, that I may not sin with my tongue; I will restrain my mouth with a muzzle, as long as the wicked are in my presence.