• King James Version

    1. [A Psalm of David.] Give unto the LORD, O ye mighty, give unto the LORD glory and strength. {ye mighty: Heb. ye sons of the mighty} / 2. Give unto the LORD the glory due unto his name; worship the LORD in the beauty of holiness.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time for another reading of the Psalms, and this week, it's Psalms 29. In this passage, we get to hear God's thunder and lightning, and it's a pretty impressive show. He's telling us all to bow down to His power and strength, and if we don't, we'll get a good smiting.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're looking at Psalms 29. What can you tell me about this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Psalms 29 is a song of praise to God, and it's full of powerful imagery and metaphor. The psalmist calls on the heavenly hosts to praise God, and proclaims God's power in the storm and earthquake.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: All right, let's get to know you a bit better. Tell us something interesting about yourself. Contestant: Well, I recently read Psalms 29 in the Bible, and I was really struck by the beautiful imagery and powerful words.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! Psalms 29 is all about GIVIN' PRAISE TO YA LORD! It starts off tellin' ya to give the Lord glory and strength, and then it moves on to sayin' that His voice is like a thunderstorm, with power and majesty.

  • Batman

    Batman: "Psalms 29, is a thrilling chapter! In it, we hear the voice of the Lord up in the heavens, thundering and reverberating around the world. Robin: Holy thunderbolts, Batman! It must be all-powerful!

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, my father used to say that the Lord is great, and literally his name should be praised! He is the one who gives us power and strength, and he rules over the sea. C'mon man, his voice is so powerful that it makes the cedars shake and the mountains tremble.

  • Donald Trump

    "Psalms 29 is a terrific chapter. It talks about how the voice of the Lord is powerful and full of majesty, and God's people should rejoice greatly when they hear it. The Lord's voice is like a thundering storm, shaking the wilderness and causing the cedars of Lebanon to move.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Psalms 29. Let's see here. Uh, it's about God's voice thundering over the waters and shaking the wilderness. Lois: Ah, like when the Hulk gets mad! Stewie: Or when my parents get mad at me!