• King James Version

    1. [A Song {or} Psalm of Asaph.] Keep not thou silence, O God: hold not thy peace, and be not still, O God. {of Asaph: or, for Asaph} / 2. For, lo, thine enemies make a tumult: and they that hate thee have lifted up the head.

  • Norm

    "Well, folks, according to Psalms 83, it looks like the Israelites were having some trouble with their neighbors, who were conspiring against them. Apparently, they were all working together to wipe Israel off the map, so the Israelites called upon God to save them and take away those pesky neighbors.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's talk about Psalms 83. What can you tell us about this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Psalms 83 is a song of entreaty composed by Asaph, a Levite and choir director of the temple. The psalm calls on God to destroy Israel's enemies and vindicate His people.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible recently and I wanted to tell you about this chapter, Psalms 83. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, if you must. What is it about?

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up! You'll want to pay attention to Psalms 83. It's all about a bunch of enemies of God's people who are plotting against them. They're coming together to try to wipe out God's people, to make them vanish from the earth.

  • Batman

    (Batman and Robin are walking through a dark alley, Robin holding a flashlight) Robin: Holy Scripture, Batman! It looks like we've got a new case on our hands. Batman: You're right, Robin! We must turn to the book of Psalms for the answer.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: this is some serious stuff, c'mon man! See here, Jack, Psalms 83 is all about enemies of the Lord and of the Lord's people. Now, this was written a long time ago, but it's still true today.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 83 is a terrific chapter, written by an amazing ancient author. The Lord God told him to write a prayer against the haters and losers of His people, and God bless America, He did just that! Very, very few chapters in the Bible have such powerful words written by such a deep state author.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, here's Psalms 83. "O God, do not remain silent; do not turn a deaf ear, do not stand aloof, O God. See how your enemies growl, how your foes rear their heads. With cunning they conspire against your people; they plot against those you cherish.