• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.] In thee, O LORD, do I put my trust; let me never be ashamed: deliver me in thy righteousness. / 2. Bow down thine ear to me; deliver me speedily: be thou my strong rock, for an house of defence to save me.

  • Norm

    Psalms 31: Oh boy, here we go again. Just another psalm about God, in which the writer begs for his protection and mercy. Yup, it's all about praising God for being awesome and just and good. As per usual, you can expect the writer to request mercy, strength and protection.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alrighty then, we got a Bible expert here in the studio, let's hear what he has to say about Psalms 31. Bible Expert: Well the Psalms are a collection of songs and poems written by David, a King of Israel.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd like to tell you about Psalms 31." Alex: [Sighs] "Okay, go ahead." Contestant: "Psalms 31 is a prayer of David to God, asking for help and mercy.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP MAGGOTS, THIS IS PSALMS 31! This one is all about trusting in the Lord and being protected by Him. It starts off with a plea to God to be protected from enemies and a prayer to be rescued and not put to shame.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Smokes Batman! It says here in Psalms that the Lord is a fortress for the oppressed, a refuge in times of trouble. Batman: Yes, Robin. It is written that God is a shield for all who take refuge in him.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm gonna tell you about Psalms 31. Listen, Jack, it's a real humdinger of a chapter. See here, Jack, this is a chapter about turning to God. My father used to say: "When life gets tough, look to the Lord for help.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalm 31 is a very, very bigly chapter of the Bible! It starts off with David, who was a terrific leader, asking God to help him. He faces many haters and losers, and also feels deep sadness. He's asking God to save him from his enemies and to keep him safe in the Lord's shelter.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter] Alright, so this is Psalms 31! So, God is the dude's refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. [Lois] Yeah, and he trusts in the Lord and the Lord saves him. [Brian] Yeah! He's been set free and the Lord supports him and delivers him from death.