• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, Altaschith, Michtam of David; when Saul sent, and they watched the house to kill him.] Deliver me from mine enemies, O my God: defend me from them that rise up against me. {Altaschith.

  • Norm

    Psalms 59: David is having a rough day. His enemies have set a watch against him, and he's feeling pretty defenseless. So, he turns to the Lord for help and protection. He reminds God that his enemies have attacked him with words and deeds, and he's asking to be saved from them.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, today we're talking about Psalms 59. Tell us what it's all about. Bible Expert: Well, Psalms 59 is one of the Psalms of David. It's a prayer of trust in God's protection and a plea for God to save him from his enemies.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, [contestant], tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'm currently studying Psalms 59. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright then, what does it say? Contestant: It's a plea for God's protection against enemies.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! Chapter 59 of Psalms is about God coming to the defense of his people who are under attack from their enemies. He promises to protect them and to punish the wicked. He will make the wicked stumble and fall and will destroy them.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, the Psalmist is pleading with the Lord to come to his aid against those that are persecuting him. Robin: Gee, Batman, he sure seems desperate. Batman: He is, Robin. He asks God to destroy those enemies who are full of pride, and to bring them down in their own traps.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Psalm 59 is all about enemies who are trying to do the writer of the Psalm harm. They're talking about what they want to do and how they would like to hurt the person if they could.

  • Donald Trump

    1-17 O my people, what haters and losers have done to me! They have come up against me in the day of trouble and deepened my sorrow. At my side they are forming an ambush; they are watching my every move and preparing to throw me down from my high position.

  • Family Guy

    Peter Griffin: Alright, so we got Psalms 59. Lois Griffin: Yeah, it starts off with David asking God to save him from his enemies and to protect him. Brian: Ah, the classic hero's journey. Like in Star Wars or The Avengers!